Hail’s Luscious Links

For the life of me, I can’t figure out why Jennifer Aniston stays single with her body. Gerard Butler is a lucky bastard to get to kiss her in  their film The Bounty. I don’t blame him for admitting he’s looking forward to it. You know you would be too if you were in his position.

Once you’re done cursing the fact that you aren’t Gerard, check out these luscious links.

• Are Ashlee Simpson and Katie Cassidy a good lesbian fantasy for you? – Moe Jackson
• Nadya Suleman admits she shouldn’t have birthed a litter and Gloria Allred is pissed about it? – I’m Not Obsessed
• You think John Mayer wants to hit Jessica simpson again? – Celebslam
• Jon Gosselin’s getting still more tail. – The Blemish
• New Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures. Disney snowed us on this one. – Yeeeah
• Ed Swiderski, the chosen one on The Bachelorette, had better get is ass out of the country right now. – Bitten & Bound
• Ashley Olsen would almost look normal without that big ass girdle. – The Superficial