Hail’s Luscious Links

To all of you Yanks (like myself) who don’t know who the hell this is, here’s the introduction: this is Kara Tointon. She’s on the British soap opera Eastenders. Maybe you can catch it on BBC.

After you’re done fantasizing about all the naughty things Kara does on Eastenders,  check out these links:

• Emmy Rossum’s all grown up and has a naughty side. – Bastardly
• Damn! No nudity in the Twilight sequel, New Moon. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Lauren Pope has talent of the physical variety. – Celebslam
• Ryan O’Neal is one sick bastard. He hit on his own daughter at his girlfriend’s funeral. – The Blemish
• Alas, Jessica Simpson wasn’t blessed in the brains department. What a surprise. – Yeeeah
• Shaquille O’Neal challenges David Beckham on twitter. Becks better get his ass back to the other side of the pond. – Bitten & Bound
• Paris Hilton’s manager is writing a tell-all book about how he made this talented piece of ass famous. Now we know who to blame. – The Superficial