Hail’s Luscious Links

July 29, 2009

Posted in: Hails Gossip Picks

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The links may be luscious, but as you can see, Madonna’s arms sure as hell aren’t. Ladies, a tip: if your arms look like this, put the damn weights down. Her own children probably don’t want to be hugged with those things.

Quick, move on to these luscious links for sights far more pleasing.

  • Check out George Clooney’s latest piece of ass. – Bastardly
  • Damn! Heidi Montag says she won’t actually be nude in Playboy. Then why bother? – I’m Not Obsessed
  • Lady GaGa is drunk and stripped down to her bra. Surprise. – Celebslam
  • Brooke Hogan has a reason to writhe and celebrate: her parents settled their divorce. – The Blemish
  • Katy Perry misspelled a tattoo: on her breast. – The Superficial
  • CoCo Austin has some ginormous tits to match her equally ginormous ass. – Yeeeah
  • Sacha Baron Cohen better watch himself: he’s pissed off some terrorists. Those dudes are seriously unfriendly with all that beheading shit. – Bitten & Bound

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