Tara Reid Could Use A Few More Nips & Tucks

I’m still trying to figure out what happened to Tara Reid. She used to be a hot starlet, you know, back in her days when she was with Carson Daly. Now she’s become a cautionary tale about how Hollywood starlets can go terribly wrong.

How does someone manage to have seemingly not an ounce of extra fat on her body yet still have a saggy, wrinkled old fart’s ass? Beats me, but Tara’s accomplished it. A little nipping and tucking in the trunk wouldn’t hurt, Tara. Or a sarong.