My Hero, Ali Larter

If I met a chick who looked like Ali Larter and found out she had superpowers, I’d do everything in my power to make her mine. Just that simple. I hear Ali’s about to be taken off the market (she’s engaged), but until then, I can fantasize about heading out to LA and sweeping her off her feet.

Hell, she could sweep me off my feet if it got me closer to her rack.