Hail’s Luscious Links

Okay, the people on the show Prison Break cheataed us. Sarah Wayne Callies never looked this hot when she was on screen.

Now that Prison Break’s off the air, someone get this woman a new show. Please. Preferably one set on a beach.

After you’ve played out that fantasy, check out these luscious links.

• The third Kardashian sister, Kourtney, has a great rack, too. – Bastardly
• High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens wants us to know she’s all grown up: her next role will have her naked onscreen as a prostitute. I’m in. - I’m Not Obsessed
• English model Penny Lancaster enjoys the waters of St. Tropez: in a bikini. – Celebslam
• Jon Gosselin’s traded up with an even hotter piece of ass than that teacher. – The Blemish
• Quick, check outside for winged pigs! Goody-two-shoes Reese Witherspoon got wasted (lucky Jake!). – Yeeeah