Hail’s Luscious Links

This is a poster for Megan Fox’s next movie, Jennifer’s Body. It was written by Juno writer Diablo Cody. It’s a horror movie: Megan’s character becomes possessed and seduces boys before eating them. Literally eating them.

If Megan wears outfits like this (and I hear she wears a lot less), then I’m up for it. I’ll just ignore the, you know, eating part.

Once you’re done wishing the girls at your high school l0oked like Megan, check out these luscious links.

• Another wardrobe malfunction almost occurred for Emma Watson. No, not the panties: we nearly got a peak at one of her tits. Almost! – Bastardly
• Looks like Justin Long got himself back into Drew Barrymore’s… good graces. And other bodily orifices, I’m sure. – I’m Not Obsessed
• This is my gift to all you ass men: Monica Cruz. Wet. Peeking up out of the surf. – Celebslam
• Katie Price had a miscarriage. Sad news. Her ladies still look lovely, though. – The Blemish
• Anna Beatriz Barros is hot. Enough said. – Yeeeah