Hail’s Luscious Links

I don’t care what you think of Denise Richards: she looks hot!

Once you’re done admiring what Charlie Sheen lost, check out these luscious links.

• Mariah Carey is making a video for a song called Obsessed. Seems appropriate. – Bastardly
• Michael Jackson’s will is now available for scrutiny. – I’m Not Obsessed
• If you’re really desperate to look at someone, check out Janice Dickenson at the beach. – Celebslam
• Gwyneth Paltrow finds yet another country more appealing than the United States. – The Blemish
• Catfight! With Anna Kournikova! – Yeeeah