Audrina Takes a Big Bite

The horny smart people at Burger King know what they’re doing. Hell, I want to go get a Carl Jr. burger right now. Actually, scratch that. I want to BE a Carl Jr. burger right now. Well, I want to be the burger that’s in Audrina Patridge’s mouth.

If she spills anything out of that juicy burger onto herself, I’d be happy to lick it up for her. Or eat the burger off her stomach. While she’s still lying there, of course.