Audrina Patridge Burns Up Mexico

Forget Lauren Conrad and Kristin Cavallari: The Hills doesn’t need them! Have Audrina Patridge go play down at the beach (you know those jobs on the show aren’t real anyway), and I might actually tune in every once in a while.

Or at least DVR it so I can get the screen captures later.

Better yet, have a Hills special and send Audrina to the south of France where they sunbathe topless. It’s a crime to cover her girls up.