Lady Gaga and Her Bisexual Tendencies

Rolling Stone’s newest issue, which may just go down in history for being the world’s first ugliest sexy photo ever, features the eccentric pop diva Lady Gaga.  As if things couldn’t get any worse (or funnier for those optimists out there), Gaga goes on to relish in her personal life–where she goes on to admit to being bisexual.

“The fact that I’m into women, they’re [her boyfriends] all intimidated by it,” she says in the current issue of the magazine, on newsstands now. “It makes them uncomfortable. They’re like, ‘I don’t need to have a threesome. I’m happy with just you.’”

Gaga (her real name is Stefani Joanne Germanotta) says she has never been in love with a woman and that the interest is purely physical in nature. In fact, the love of her life was someone she met four years ago.

“I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers,” she says. “I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”

I don’t think anyone would really want a threesome with Lady Gaga only because of the fear that she would be responsible for choosing the third party member.  With her penchant for ridiculous pointy clothing and 30 lb weave hairstyles, those unlucky bastards will face a romp far less cooler than Cirque De Soleil and twice as painful.  Dear Gaga, that’s not really sexy as much as it is confusing, kinda like hooking up with a hot chick only to find out she has two vagoos.