While there are millions of people everywhere sacrificing their lives for our safety and future, only one of them today deserves to be put in the headlines. Sacha Baron Cohen, the man behind Borat and Da Ali G Show, has shown us courage and bravery when he sacrificed his hairy butt all in the name for a hilarious movie.
“Sacha is committed to as much realism as he can muster in his films,” a source told the newspaper.
“He’d heard that all-over hairlessness is a popular trend in the gay community, so he thought he’d bleach all his hair so it looked invisible. But it quickly turned into a disaster.
“Shortly after having the procedure done he felt a burning sensation and it grew steadily worse.
“It was so severe around a certain part of his anatomy that he couldn’t sit down for three days.”
Cohen, America salutes you.
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