Gisele Bundchen: 1 Gravity: 0

And gravity fails us once again. The beautiful Gisele Bundchen appeared before the world at the Rainforest Alliance Gala and, unfortunately, without a nip slip in sight. This photo teased and almost promised there would be one, what with that silk dress of hers that would coerce any firm, supple mammary gland out of hiding in the wild. What a cruel, cruel joke.