Katy Perry Has Swine Flu Fever

Leave it to Katy Perry’s weird and eccentric nature to always provide the world with a sense of humor during what hypochondriacs see as the worst thing thing to happen since the belief that their waiter hacked a loogie in their cobb salad.  Digging on the swine flu sensation, Katy pops on to her blog with a trendy/tacky accessory.

“Since swine flu is super trendy I wanted to make sure I was in style with my swine flu ring!” the “I Kissed a Girl” singer writes on her blog. “I got this one in Miami at Big Drop the other day … a flying piggy.”

“Kitty Purry [her cat] was telling me the other night that she remembers when bird flu was in and now pig flu is cool and she wonders when kitty flu is gonna hit,” writes Perry, “as she would like to be more popular than she currently already is. Fame whore.”

A chick that stays on top of, and I use this loosely, “fashion” that seems to have regular talks with her cat seems to confuse me.  Is this part of her seemingly endless stunt to draw attention to herself, or is she actually that lonely?  Whatever the case, I could fix it personally.

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