Woman Who Hangs With John Mayer Completely Delusional

It looks like we all can’t have unlimited access to the May-Train, now can we?  A chick that has been been in the celebrity spotlight for supposedly being pretty close to John Mayer since his split from Jennifer Aniston turns out to just be full of garbage.

…In a rambling new interview with YoungHollywood.com, Marie asserts they’re still “hanging out” and that one of her favorite things about Mayer is when he texts her smiley faces.

Did they hang out at one point? Yes, but nothing serious ever came of it, the Mayer pal says.

…[the] source insists they weren’t even in contact when she spoke to the celeb weekly.

I don’t seem to mind her overly creative imagination at all when it comes to her obsessive nature with John Mayer.  If I was to follow her standards, then I have had many, brief interactions with hot celebrities.  For example, Heidi Klum has helped me with my loneliness many nights in sometimes nothing but a bra and panties– I think once or twice she even winked at me translates over into the real world as “I saw the latest Victoria’s Secret commercial.”  Her tactics sure do make you seem less like a loser, of course until someone figures you out.

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