Lindsay Lohan Could Use a Restraining Order…

Lindsay Lohan at some point is going to realize that that thing that her and Samantha Ronson have going on right now is more than a “break,” it’s a freaking “break up.”  When she does, and the super crazy red-headed Godzilla rises to the surface and makes its mark on the cover of every gossip rag after Ronson (somehow) finds a super hot insecure lesbian–or even worse– a MAN, SamRo, is going to wish she took her family’s advice about that restraining order.

The Beverly Hills cops confirmed that Ronson’s family members asked about a restraining order following the couple’s recent breakup. But Ronson’s attorney, David Bass, tells PEOPLE: “Samantha has no plan to request a restraining order. There is no basis for one.”

And a source close to the deejay offers this spin: “…Sam and Lindsay are broken up, but Sam does not feel she’s in any danger whatsoever. She thinks the whole thing is absurd. “

Maybe what SamRo is thinking is that Linds is leaving the relationship with something good at least–a religion for being such a tool.  If there is a lesson she can learn from being with her family, it would probably be to discuss things with her Rabbi instead of the press.

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