Lindsay Lohan Takes a Lesbian Leave of Absence

We all saw it coming, now it has finally been realized.  Whereas Lindsay Lohan claims the split between herself and Samantha Ronson is just a “break,” the lock change on the house and the weekend Lindsay ban on a Ronson club party just about speaks more than that.

Now, Lindsay Lohan exclusively tells E! News that reports of her breakup with Samantha Ronson are true: “We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”

First, the 22-year-old was barred entry from a Ronson family party on Friday. Then a locksmith was seen paying a house call to Ronson’s abode, where Lohan had resided in recent months.

Still, as of Sunday, insiders insisted the pair had not broken up and blamed the latest drama on Ronson’s family members, who were supposedly engaged in a “smear campaign” to convince the DJ that Lohan was “an outcast and a bully, or a wacko.”

All I can say there must be a lot of happy ears right now; a lot of guys must have started fearing that Lindsay and Sam were going to turn them off to cat fights–like a lot of super fighting psycho lesbians tend to do.

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