Elvis Crespo Caught Beating Meat

Can a man get a break? For Merengue star Elvis Crespo, apparently not.

When asked by police at the airport about the accusation, the 37-year-old Puerto Rican singer said: “I don’t recall doing that.”

According to the police report, 52-year-old Patricia Perea of Canyon Gate, Texas, told police she was sitting next to the singer of the hit song “Suavemente.” She said that about 15 minutes after the plane left Houston, Crespo covered himself with a blanket and began to masturbate, then exposed himself.

While no charges have yet to be filed, it brings up an important question: Could he at least gone to the restroom?  Something also leads me to believe that what we should really be pointing fingers at is the inflight movie.