Reese Witherspoon With Monsters in Berlin

Reese Witherspoon appearing in Berlin with her date by her side for the premiere of Monsters Vs. Aliens.  It appears that working on the film has gave her a completely different view relationship-wise.  I’m quite sure the large, fat blue glob scored that night primarily based on personality compared to his irresistable love handles.  It’s reported that when the unknown date was brought aside and asked to question about the occassion that he replied, “God, I hope this chick has a huge rack under there… the lack of depth perception makes it hard for some one like me to pass a simply judgement about these things.”  It’s safe to say after that night, we haven’t heard from the poor guy since.

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