Tom Cruise May Be A Joke, But Can’t Take One

While domestic abuse isn’t selling at the moment, sex addiction may go soaring…that’s if Tom Cruise’s lawyer doesn’t get in the way.

Tom Cruise is ticked off because a t-shirt company is allegedly planning to use his image on a shmatah that will say “sex addict” on the front and “everything turns me on” on the back.

We’ve obtained a letter sent by Aaron Moss, Cruise’s lawyer, to Addictiontee.com, threatening to sue the pants off the t-shirt company if it goes forward with the product, calling it false advertising and consumer fraud.

For those wetting their panties over the thought of purchasing another witty tee to add to their extensive “I wear funny shirts to make up for my lack of in-person humor” wardrobe, there is a plan B.

A spokesman for the t-shirt company says the shirt is in production. And the company is acting none too scared, adding, “We’re going into production of a t-shirt inspired by Cruise’s attorney with the words ‘legal addict’ on the front and ‘I sue everybody’ on the back.”

It looks like life (and money) always finds a way.  Take that legal loophole!

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