Mother of Octuplets To Possibly Do Porn

Now known the world over for being a raving lunatic with perhaps the ugliest meat curtain known to man, mother to octuplets Nadya Suleman now has the opportunity to become a real (porn) star according to TMZ.

Major porn distributor Vivid Entertainment has just fired off a letter to Nadya Suleman, offering her 1 million bucks to star in a skin flick of her own. Vivid is willing to go one step further, by telling us they’ll give her family full medical and dental insurance if she becomes a “contract girl”… meaning she’ll have to do multiple videos.

In the midst of searching for a new home, living off of welfare, and the desire to transform her genitalia into the modern day clown car, this couldn’t possibly come at a better time.