Kelly Clarkson Battles Lesbian Rumors

Does anyone ever wonder why America Idol’s only true successful winner is always seen going solo?  Could she possibly be hopping aboard the Clay Aiken train and prefers same sex relationships?  “NO,” booms the loud screachy voice that belongs to the singer.

“I get that all the time,” she tells PopEater.com of the gay gossip. “People are like, ‘Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I’d really love it.’ Lesbians tell it to me all the time. I’m like, ‘I’m glad it works for you and I wish I liked women like that because oftentimes men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.’”

“I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I’m a crazy person,” she admits.

I suppose in a gay relationship she wouldn’t feel as important.  It’s kind of useless having a great gift from the heavens like a huge gaping orafice occupying your face and not being able to use it all and any way possible.  It’s understandable.

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