Jessica Simpson Is a Fatty

Everyone likes the South, right? Well at least Jessica Simpson does. After showing off her new chubby curves and shocking the world after singing at a Chili Cookoff in Florida (which afterwards she might have devoured–singing is very hard work, you know) her sister Ashlee lets rockets flare in her blog.

“I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight,” she writes in a blog post on her Celebrity MySpace page. “A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.”

And even Jessica’s former trainer tells her “You go girl”:

“She’s still sexy,” Harley Pasternak said on Tuesday. “She’s still a beautiful woman. And I have no problem with the way she looks.

“I think if more people looked the way she looks now, the country would be a lot healthier.”

Of course, no one fails to realize that Ashlee drastically reduced her size down to a 2 once the whole baby business was up. As for her weight trainer? Actually there are a ton of people that look the way she does now, and even more that can double as five Jessica Simpsons. Of course you would want that; that’s how you still have a job!