Kate Winslet Wins Award For “The Reader” Alongside Others

It was a good night over at the 15th annual Screen Actor’s Guild Awards Ceremony for a lot of people, but mostly for the people who you’d expect.  Heath Ledgers corpse ran away with something alongside Tina Fey for her continuously award winning comedy and Kate Winslet for her role as a concentration officer who goes on to have an affair with a teenager in The Reader.  Meryl Streep even got something, despite the fact that she could have cared less and  didn’t bother buying a dress for such an occassion.

“I didn’t even buy a dress!” a breathless Streep exclaimed. “I’m really, really, really shocked! And even though awards mean nothing to me anymore, I’m really happy.

You ungrateful brute.