Amy Winehouse Is Just a Squirrel Trying to Get a Nut

So what has our favorite singing crack fiend Amy Winehouse been up to lately? Apparently she’s still taking it easy in St. Lucia, and she’s been getting so well adjusted there that she’s making those lovable wallet stealling monkeys over in India give them a run for their money.

A source at the resort said: “We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.”

Amy also baffles guests with her mood swings.

She was spotted creeping up behind one woman, asking for a cigarette and then sprinting away with her cocktail.

Count on good ol’ Winehorse to give us loads of entertainment in her quest for “sobriety.”