Mira Sorvino Needs a Dentist

January 7, 2009

What do you think Mira Sorvino should at on her list of things to do before an important event?  She seems to have the ridiculous dress with the right amount of cleavage down (however a bra to push up those saggy flaps would only be an improvement), combed her hair, and did her make-up but obviously forgot to make an appointment to her dentist prior to the engagement.  Hell, even rinsing out her mouth with some bleach would be dandy to keep her teeth from being the same color as her hair.

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