Michelle Rodriguez is On Trash Duty

While some people higher up on the celebrity food chain can practically get away with murder, the lesser versions like Michelle Rodriguez ultimately have to suffer the cruelty that is standard treatment– also known as public humiliation.  As she wipes her sweaty brow on her cuff link after a hard days’ work of shovelling feces off the side of the road in order to beautify the world, there are only very few quetions that I’m compelled to ask: ”I bet you wish you joined a couple of benefit dinners (sans the wine) for saving the whales and adopted that random Korean baby now, don’tcha?” 

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