A New Years Eve With Charles Barkley

January 1, 2009

One New Years Eve it’s all about change for the year to come, and the hopeful aspiration to steal a kiss.  However, for retired basketball player Charles Barkley, he was looking for a little something extra when he got pulled over for running a stop sign.

According to the officer who wrote the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”

The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

Strange enough, the police failed to disclose the woman’s business card.

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