Someone Needs to Let Bijou Phillips Out

 There are two mind boggling questions that arise when I see Bijou Phillips in this photo in DT Magazine.  For one, who steps into a shower with clothes on, makes bubbles, and doesn’t get wet, and two, why isn’t anyone in there helping her out already?!  I suppose no one really needs any saving unless they are in need of a long winded session of CPR with all the mouth to mouth and chest groping pleasure we could have used more of during that old Baywatch show.