Paris Hilton Parties While Home is Ransacked

Some clever bastard has exploited Paris Hilton’s weakness and hit her where it hurts. While Paris Hilton is known to party it up on the weekends, some dude was at her house rummaging through her underwear.

The break-in took place around 5:00 am (1300 GMT) Friday at a home the young heir owns in the Sherman Oaks area northeast of Los Angeles, police spokesman Richard French told AFP.

“According to detectives, a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and gloves forced entry through the front door, ransacked her bedroom and took an undisclosed amount of property and then left the scene,” said French, of the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD).

What a clever bastard. When is there ever a likelihood that Paris would be caught at home on a Friday night/morning? And to top it off, he did all of his last minute Christmas shopping, avoided all those long lines, AND got an amazing five finger discount.