Victoria Beckham in Harper’s Bazaar

I have to admit that when it comes to Victoria Beckham, there are certain days when I look at her and I don’t have the immediate desire to give her a tongue lashing. Why, with her short “stylish hair” and slim figure at moments I find myself thinking “Man, if that’s not the sexiest pair of chopsticks I’ve ever seen,” and then proceed with the tongue lashings. Not even with the powers of Harper’s Bazaar have really changed that.