Scarlett Johansson Tests Us On How Much We Love Celebrities

Bring home a little bit of Scarlett Johansson for the holidays and make a difference in the world at the same time! With a little bit of determination and an Ebay account, people can now bid on items used by celebrities. Towels pretty much are a thing of the past, and Scarlett might prove to the world that a nasty hankerchief full of snot and encrusted with mucus is definately something to treasure.

Ew. And… ew, again.

NBC announced Wednesday that the tissue The Spirit star used to blow her nose during her latest appearance on the Tonight Show—relief from the cold she caught from costar Samuel L. Jackson, she says—will be put up for auction tomorrow on eBay, with all proceeds going to the food-gathering charity USA Harvest.

The success of this charitable and disgusting event will esstentially determine if Paris Hilton will auction off the feces stained flyer she used to wipe her ass off with at an after party. The Celebrity Dark Ages slowly approach.