Claire Danes Needs a New Dress

After seeing Claire Danes in this dress while in attendedance at the Miu Miu Cocktail Party, I have no choice to urge people everywhere to petition dresses as ugly as this from ever being worn by anyone except a drag queen.  There are better ways to be noticed rather than wearing a puffy bright fushcia getup.  For one, you can show us your boobs, and if not, you can always stay home to avoid such embarassment.