Audrina Patridge: These Shoes Were Made for Running

I have never run a single day in my life, yet Audrina Patridge makes me want to go buy a pair of female kicks and break out my long stride on the track. Sure, I’m a man, and I hate Fila, but have you seen her rack?

Women make men do silly things, whereas someone like Audrina Partridge, can make a man do anything. Of course there is a catch, since she’ll probably eat your children and bite your head off, but I’ll gladly take the repurcussions.

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