Gaga Puts the Gaga in Lady Gaga

Words can never explain the weirdness that is Lady Gaga.  The only normal looking thing about her is her shoes, and even that is freaking me out.  The only excuse that I can give to why she’s covered in shiny gold triangles is that she is slowly being sucked into an alternate 16 bit/karot universe, and the only thing that he keeping her here are the tarantula legs attatched to her eyelids are tightly grasping the edge.  The only thing I’ve got to say is let go.  I wouldn’t touch her with a six foot pole anyways.