A Date with Anne Hathaway

The proceeds for the night went to benefit the Trevor Project, a crisis helpline for LGBT youth. Hathaway, 26, was embarrassed when her price kept going up. “I’m blushing,” Hathaway said during the bidding process. “Wow, I feel really good right now.”

And those were possibly the very last words that anyone heard from her.  Following the auction, she was taken out back where she was liquored up to oblivion and was found the next morning with an asshole big enough to dunk a basketball.  Just kidding, but it could have happened.

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