Isla Fisher Was a Fat Pregnant Chick

Someone like Isla Fisher is slowly but surely discovering that when you’re fat, you’re fat –even if your excuse is pregnancy.

“When I was pregnant, I remember someone wrote on a blog that I had gained too much weight,” she recalls in December’s Australian issue of FHM (via London’s Daily Mail). “I remember being really shocked that even during something as incredible and beautiful as pregnancy, you are still subject to body fascism.”

Having something alive in your body doesn’t give you an excuse to go all wild and let yourself go.  You don’t see people with tape worms getting morbidly obese on us, now do you?  While pregnancy may be beautiful, the people who get violent mood swings and force others to drive out four in the morning for a pack of pepporoni Hot Pockets easily crush that opinion of yours, Isla.  Pregnancy isn’t a wonderful act of nature so much that I could tolerate a world full of bloated women.