Mariah Carey is Pregnant?

When dealing with Mariah Carey and the festering rumors going around about her being pregnant, instead of believing the power of words, Ellen DeGeneres puts her faith in actions as she offers her giggly guest a glass of bubbly.

“You don’t have to answer that. Let’s just toast with champagne,” the chat maven benignly offered, after which Mimi became all flustered, first going the feigned shock route and then trying to insist that 3 p.m. was too early for her to start drinking.

“No, let’s toast to you not being pregnant,” Ellen insisted.

“I can’t believe her,” Mariah said. “Why would we toast to that? How about to the future? For both of our futures, who knows what they hold.”

She then only pretended to sip the bubbly.

So on second thought…”You’re pregnant,” Ellen said.

Now if Ellen DeGeneres’ show was more about undermining people and smashing rumors, then I possibly would be more than happy to sit between two obese housewives and watch the show.  Hell, I’d even bring the nachos and Little Debbie Cakes.

Additionally, could you imagine these things getting any bigger?

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