Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Heidi Klum Digs Milk

Heidi Klum is the latest celebrity to hit the spotlight for the “Got Milf Milk” ad campaign.  I always wondered why there was so much focus on something that almost everyone drinks anyways…you would never see me trying to down a bowl of Rice Crispies with something like orange juice.  If they really wanted to do something amazing, they should try a Kool-Aid campaign.  I would love to see people the world over grinning with blue and red tongues and teeth before being klobbered by an overly aggressive pitcher of sugar water.

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