50 Cent is Just Not Enough

While rappers like 50 Cent always talk about growing up not being easy in the projects, it doesn’t necessarily get easier when you become an icon.  50 is forced to hold his own ground against America’s favorite three in the morning Tex-Mex treat, Taco Bell.

Lawyers for the fast-food chain are calling his federal lawsuit, filed in Manhattan, another attempt to “burnish his gangsta rapper persona by distorting beyond all recognition a bona fide, good faith offer.”

The squabble is over a fake letter sent out by Taco Bell Corp. asking 50 Cent to change his name for one day to 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent to help publicize its value menu.

I suppose the only way to get around that obstacle is to just set those prices at 50.  Thanks to 50 Cent, you’ll have those munchie craving stoners lined up outside in hordes in no time.

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