Miley Cyrus is Dead?

Don’t get your panties in a bunch.  Miley Cyrus ain’t dead yet.  Miley, a favorite target among hackers, was foiled one again as someone posted a loving video of her supposed death.

Set to the sound of Miley’s weepy new single “Goodbye,” the more than two-minute-long video featured a grim message from Miley’s BFF Mandy Jiroux.

Jiroux’s supposed message reads: “Hey guys, this is Mandy and I have some very sad news …We’re very hurt to tell everyone this, but Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. Miley told us if anything ever happened to her, then we should let her fans know before the public…R.I.P. honey, we will miss you so much.”

This is the just a major sign just how amazing your fans are, Miley.  When they post two minute videos of your death in the hopes to immortalize your young, supposedly virgin soul, that means the love you.  Seriously.

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