Paula Abdul Has Dead Groupies

I don’t know why, but they’re out there: people obsessed with Paula Abdul.  Last night, a dead woman was found outside of her house, and it is suspected to be one of Abdul’s “Number One Fans.”

Police sources tell us they think the victim is an alleged Abdul stalker and cops have been to the house “numerous times before” to deal with her.

The Ventura County Sheriff’s Department tells TMZ the victims parents called them at 3:00 PM to tell them their daughter was missing and that she “had an unnatural obsession” with Paula Abdul and they might want to check Abdul’s home

When your parents know that you’re a stalker, don’t you think they would do more than call the police?  Pasting your bedroom with pictures you pull out of newspapers and magazines, and then walking around with binoculars outside people’s houses is something that doesn’t just happen overnight.  Maybe they thought it was just a phase, something she would grow out of maybe when she hit 85 or something. Parents.

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