Robert Pattinson Bites People

Thanks to his upcoming movie “Twilight,” Robert Pattinson knows the secret to getting younger women.  Aside from the usual six pack and ideal personality, you also have to learn to bite hard.

“She went really quiet and she was like, ‘Can you bite me?’ ” Pattinson, 22, told E! Online. “It wasn’t a joke … I looked at her and thought, ‘Do you know what you’re saying?’ ”

Pattinson also revealed that he put off auditioning for the high-profile role for five months because the script described the character, created by novelist Stephanie Meyer, as “the ideal, perfect man.”

“I felt like an idiot being like, “Hi, I’m here for the ideal man audition,” he said.

I’m quiet sure Robert knows all the tricks when it comes to swooning the ladies now.  Look at that modesty–that’s bound to cause some chick meters to go off the wall.  That bastard.