Why, hello there little girl. Could I interest you in a lollipop? Maybe a ride in my windowless van parked in the alley with no license plate? Yes? That’s a good Jessica Alba.
Excuse me, gentlemen. I’ve got work to do.
Alba will just have to explain this to you another time.
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