Jessica Alba Heightens Cute Factor to the Max

November 10, 2008

Why, hello there little girl.  Could I interest you in a lollipop?  Maybe a ride in my windowless van parked in the alley with no license plate?  Yes?  That’s a good Jessica Alba.

Excuse me, gentlemen.  I’ve got work to do.

Alba will just have to explain this to you another time.

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