Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Mischa Barton: Land Ahoy!

I don’t know what to say about what Mischa Barton is wearing, but my best excuse is she’s been fooling around with a couple of British naval officers.  The only good thing about this is all that sea water must have did wonders on her breasts.  They now can float both above water and her dress.  Imagine the excitement if she decided to pull in the anchor…or at least did something with her face.

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