Simon Cowell Splits Up With Girlfriend

Who ever knew that Simon Cowell, the bitter man apathetic towards mankind and possible baby eater, could last so long with a  beautiful woman, let alone Terri Seymore, so long unless he was constantly fanning himself with hundred dollar bills?  Well I suppose, at some point that kind of stuff wears off.

“Terri phoned Simon and finished it in September, about six weeks ago,” says Max Clifford. “They are going to remain close friends. Simon thinks the world of Terri and that isn’t going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it.”

Seymour’s desire for marriage and children may have been a factor. “In the past Terri has said that she wants kids but that just isn’t Simon,” said Clifford. “Nobody else is involved, certainly not on Simon’s side.”

Honestly, I’m all for this split.  I don’t think there should ever be another Simon Cowell this planet, the same way that there are some historical figures you never want to see again in anyone’s lifetime.  Good move Terri, now move that ass over here, please.

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