Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Juliette Lewis is a Prime Example As To What Not to Do.

Ladies, if you don’t learn from Juliette Lewis’ prime example, then you’re doomed forever.  The next time you flip through a fashion magazine and see some beautiful model with bizarre makeup on, don’t pull out your Kaboodles kit and try this at home.  Look at Juliette.  Now read these words: DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME.  There are always two differences between the original and the impostor that is you.  For one, more than likely, you’re not a model, and if you are, then why are you doing it yourself?  And two, that makeup kit you got on clearance at J.C. Penny’s is no match for the hundreds of dollars spent on the crap they put on a professional.  Just think about it.

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