Janet Jackson is a Wuss

Damn.  She’s not dead or gravely ill.  Janet Jackson just had a HEADACHE all this time.

Jackson’s publicist said Wednesday she has been suffering from migraine-associated vertigo, which led to her canceling a string of shows. She is being treated for the illness, which is characterized by dizziness, imbalance and other symptoms.

Two words: god damn. One more word: pussy. She’s got her publicist covering for her since last month just because she didn’t want to disclose that she had a headache? That she was dizzy?  If I walked into work after taking a couple of days off and told them it was because my head hurt, they’d beat me over the head with a stapler. Repeatedly. Until that headache returned and I really needed an excuse to call in sick.  Of course, this time around, I would have to also care for the huge dent on the side of my head.

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