David Duchovny Completes Rehab, Rewarded with Divorce

It makes sense.   It’s been a short while since David Duchovny’s been successfully released from a sex addiction recovery program, and now him and his wife of over 10 years, Tea Leoni, are talking divorce.

“In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months,” the statement says. “The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children.”

Now, I am only interested in the juicy details–well the other ones that they’re really not telling us.  He was in rehab because of porn–how much is too much?  Did one night David come into the bedroom with his right (or left, it depends) in a makeshift sling?  The children would ask around what was daddy doing in the office downstairs every night that caused the walls to shake furiously?  No one ever talks about these things, but events such as these you usually can see coming.