Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Eva Mendes vs. Eva Mendes

This picture of Eva Mendes is only a tame version of the false advertising that goes on in the commercial world and Myspace.  What happened to the scantily clad sex starved kitten I saw on the right?  Apparently somewhere lost in all the make up, dynamic lighting, and photoshop techniques she left behind.  If I were you Eva, I’d put that in your bedroom so that men can be reminded why they’re even there in the first place.

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